Sunday, April 26, 2009

Barefoot and Pregnant* in the Kitchen

It is now nine thirty in the evening on Sunday April twenty-sixth, in the year of our Lord 2009. Tomorrow, Monday April twenty-seventh, at twelve o'clock in the afternoon, everything** is due so I can graduate. I'm really not too worried about graduating. Cs get degrees, I'm told.

No matter. I am bunkered down in my kitchen armed with a twelve pack of Ramen noodles and a four pack of Rockstar energy drink (bigger, faster stronger, apparently). It is my intention to stay up all night and write these fiends. Then, I will, on no sleep, take my Apologetics final. And then, I will sleep for weeks.

Thank God.




*emotionally pregnant.
**four large papers, one small paper, one outline

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